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In Amerika, facts prove YOU.
~ Noteworthy and penetrating ignorance is a hoot.
~ You can hide your principles under issues.
~ Believe it or not, or not.
~ Grep the logs and watch what happens.
~ Avoid stale propaganda and words that buzz.
~ Dirty socks are not going to fly.
~ No ruler ever jumped the shark.
~ Does your apartment have a consensus view?
~ Redruler is on fleek.
~ Sometimes reality is mostly true.
~ A ruler does not laugh its ass off.
~ Measure yourself.
~ Six is the extreme middle.
~ You're reading the subtitles.
~ Hollywood can make up your mind.
~ With both inches and centimetres what you have is a Frankenruler.
~ The answer is it depends.
~ Time is an illusion.
~ We're just waiting for the past to finish.
~ It's prudent to be prudent.
~ It's not about the answers. It's about the questions.
~ To measure is to know.
~ Problems can be problematic.
~ Redlisting is the new whitelisting.
~ Big lie theory extolls the virtue of impudence.
~ This is not your daddy's ruler.
~ Forward-looking statements are based on various assumptions.
~ One in every six guys is above average attractiveness.
~ Misnomer Gomer visits the derpsters.
~ Get pre thunk brainwash wear.
~ Rule 41 is for Windows.
~ Religion is a mitm attack.
~ This is a sentence and does not require any further action on your part.
~ Picture a group of people standing around calling each other stupid.
~ Suspects are suspect.
~ Can you trust a euphemism?
~ Hollywood is holding you hostage.
~ Vote for whomever you like. Ultimately the casino makes a profit.
~ Avoid a hole-in-one on a public discourse.
~ The plural of anecdote is not fact.
~ A conclusion is not evidence.
~ You right to free speech does not include any
right to an audience.
~ Some people are very bad at thinking.
~ Forget to remember. Come back in December.
~ Pretending to think is a viable strategy.
~ Ads are dangerous.
~ Priorities differ.
~ Existence has no numerical probability.
~ Redruler uses evidence based omens.
~ In Russia, rulers measure you.
~ Do you like your ideas pre thunk?
~ Reality is unbelievable.
~ Pretend thoughts are real.
~ Automation is a human factor.
~ Box tickers want deus ex machina.
~ Are you sufficiently propagandized?
~ Incontinence is a strategy.
~ Such think. Much tank.
~ Fake fake news is not fake news.
~ Pre meditated civil obesity is on the rise.
~ Bonus culture hits the mulcher.
~ I ever promised you a garden hose.
~ Three half truths make a truth and a half.
~ Know where you're going.
~ Self-referential navigation gets you nowhere.
~ Direction is more important than speed.
~ You need to be ready when the song stops.
~ Bad hair has ruined lives.
~ Does a hairdresser have a duty of candour?
~ Medical practice relies on public relations.
~ Prepare the information space.
~ Efforts to remove information does not lead to information
going away. It leads to freedom going away.
~ Is it possible to be compelled and not know it?
~ Everyone is entitled to my opinion.
~ It's fun to agree with others.
~ Shilling for Amerika. Fuck yeah!
~ Adaptability is a problem.
~ Pandemic bears are everywhere.
~ Hyper inferrential cognition makes things look big.
~ Some people enjoy baseless unscientific and
counterproductive moral panic.
~ Beware of things you can't remember yet.
~ Never skip a day.
~ Avoid grassy knolls and funeral plots.
~ Boffins don't count on their fingers.
~ Sasquatchologists count feet.
~ Sometimes inches seem larger than life.
~ Redruler remains at large.
~ You don't need an election to vote.
~ Every vote counts, except in a democracy.
~ Is there an answer without a question?
~ Geese do not lay metal eggs.
~ No empty string is anarchy.
~ Something about something.
~ Every pizza has a silver lining.
~ Typos and thinkos collude.
~ Fears make great ipsedixitisms.
~ Everyone is Hobson's choice.
~ If you don't put wood on the fire, the fire goes out.
~ I have an idea for a law, he said.
~ Internet rando is a character trait.
~ Belief can hurt you.
~ Perhaps God is just an observer.
~ You know you're in trouble when the talk turns to kittens.
~ Dinosaurs are passé.
~ Even a fortuneteller has to wait for things to happen.
~ Look for elevated levels of unfathomable shallowness.
~ Trust the questions.
~ Religion is for those who lack faith.
~ Who among us is not a gerund?
~ Freedom is difficult to imagine.
~ Many suffer from presumption.
~ Cooption is not cooperation.
~ There's a downside to hills.
~ Don't be a metric apologist.
~ Ever heard of a straw foot?
~ Wax lips cost money.
~ The devil uses a fork.
~ What fools these morsels be!
~ Whatever happened to all the old worries?
~ Love and carriage go together like horse and marriage.
~ What do you call someone who thinks facts are opinion?
~ If it wasn't for socks we'd all be using centimeters.
~ Pity the strawman watching horses eat.
~ Help, I'm drowning in a right wing think tank.
~ How do you tell if something is real?
~ Copyright enforcement is a Trojan horse.
~ Is your mind made up, or is it real?
~ You gots to have da proper ganda yo.
~ Kick some tires and make up your mind.
~ You can't connect things apart.
~ Proprietary operating systems are like cheap public housing.
~ Closed source has nothing to hide.
~ Immediate gains can numb your brains.
~ Without the future we'd be stuck now.
~ What we have is the result of what we have done.
~ Watch for netters inadvertently wandering into the real world.
~ Single ruler looking to meet red swingline.
~ They is a mirror.
~ Watch out for butthurt trolls and deep cycle opinionists.
~ If there is no function associated with a word, nothing happens.
~ There is no freedom in being non-cooperative.
~ Guess what you find at the bottom of a barrel of monkeys?
~ Ideological certification may not be required.
~ Sublimation goes both ways.
~ What if the past didn't really happen?
~ Is action the result of intent?
~ What causes behaviour?
~ Do spare change.
~ If one thing changes then everything changes.
~ Don't confuse lumping concepts with concepts of lumping.
~ Many suffer from integrity deficit disorder.
~ Beware of metric terpitude.
~ Half of nothing is twice as much.
~ By the time we get to the future it will
already have happened.
~ Use pluck.
~ Drive a shot into the rough.
~ Being responsible doesn't preclude stupidity.
~ You always have a choice.
~ Be the ruler you wish to see.
~ Good questions are hard to come by.
~ Aluminum is fool's tin.
~ Nothing is always an option.
~ The pencil is mightier than the pen.
~ Lose neither hilt nor head.
~ You can't eat a spoon.
~ Keep up the great work.
~ Crime is indifference.
~ Draft for the win.
~ To appreciate a metaphor you need to be one.
~ Plausible deniability is real.
~ To thine own size be true.
~ If it ain't short, don't stretch it.
~ If you know the answer, do you know the question?
~ Redruler thinks linearly.
~ Scientists don't believe in science.
~ Out of step with the times is a hallmark of politics.
~ If you have nothing to hide, you have nothing.
~ Mice breed faster than cats. That's how they both survive.
~ Nothing isn't unsubstantiated and unfouded.
~ Do a pier review before walking it.
~ Learning is really troublesome.
~ Keep up with the cloneses.
~ Redruler can't come to the phone right now.
~ Redruler is holding out for Windows 12.
~ Fish don't have a leg to stand on.
~ Time is cheap.
~ Allegation is evidence to many.
~ Quantity isn't universal.
~ Is a baker's decade eleven?
~ Imagine a clock that only goes to ten.
~ Clocks know.
~ Twelve is the largest number with a single-morpheme
name in English.
~ If you see metric, you're not holding it right.
~ Everytime somebody uses centimeters a kitten dies.
~ How sad would be a ten inch ruler.
~ Indifference is not the same.
~ Great opportunity lies ahead.
~ Lies tell as much as truths.
~ You've got mail.
~ Free speech without self-censorship is Tourettes.
~ Everything is taboo to somebody.
~ Browser fingerpointing is fun.
~ What is the meaning of meaning?
~ Some days are zero days.
~ Communication is culturally encrypted.
~ Watch out for subversive embroidery.
~ Is there a word for thinking?
~ Don't replace thoughts with words.
~TL;DR 12 inches.
~ Today was tomorrow yesterday.
~ Innovation is the currency of propaganda.
~ Percentages are very popular.
~ Batteries rule the world.
~ You can make a lot of money as an elephant in a room.
~ Now is the summer of our content.
~ A spoon wouldn't go astray.
~ Is freedom of speech cathartic or communicative?
~ Thinking isn't practical for everyone.
~ Redruler's better half is from 6 to 12.
~ Don't replace one question with another.
~ Assumption is the secret language of the blind.
~ Narcs are related to daffodils.
~ Redruler had inches before it was cool.
~ Never stop counting.
~ Computers are like cafeteria sandwitches.
~ No witness enjoys a presumption of truthfulness.
~ You are guilty when watched.
~ In a silo, you're not safe from the farmer.
~ Humans are trained to believe popularity is good.
~ There is no justification for a rubber ruler.
~ Righteousness is an odd measure of truth.
~ Interaction is communication of information.
~ Why is a metaphysical question.
~ Are you safe in a silo?
~ Surveilance denies a presumption of innocence.
~ Some people don't know what it means to win.
~ Thank goodness for confirmation dialogs. Y/n
~ Insanity is also a frame of mind.
~ Freedom isn't for everyone.
~ Facebook keeps idiots off the internet.
~ Hop thee to a bunnery.
~ Too many bad hops in a row.
~ Nothing helps, especially if there isn't too much of it.
~ Everybody wants a pill.
~ Shiny things can make you blind.
~ If you've made your mind up, evidence won't change anything.
~ Let insurance cover the losses.
~ Some people know the price of everything,
but the length of nothing.
~ What does not measure up, makes you longer.
~ I definitely wish I'd gotten dessert.
~ We can share the distance.
~ Inches are the venire to come.
~ Redruler goes full cyber.
~ A ruler is worth a thousand words.
~ Nobody uses obsoleuerunt any more.
~ You can start with the right answer.
~ Self configuration is healing.
~ Don't accidentally alienate yourself.
~ Thinking can make anything worse.
~ Reality is limitless, and there's more where that came from.
~ Entertain absurdity or it will bite you in the ass.
~ There's a lot of closet Satoshis.
~ Is it wrong to agree with yourself?
~ The passphrase is not the passphrase.
~ Redruler is also Satoshi.
~ Cloud inversion saves canaries.
~ Bring the clouds back home.
~ You can spy in the sky when you die.
~ The adjacency matrix makes the man.
~ A filter is not a mirror.
~ There's no honor among sieves.
~ If stealing was illegal, only criminals would steal.
~ Let's just say it sounds good.
~ Now we're talking about selectors.
~ We are all Redruler.
~ Propaganda don't surf.
~ If you have nothing to hide, you're on the other side.
~ We like the benefits more than we like the risks.
~ Innovate me some vague.
~ Chimpanzees have four opposable thumbs but no phone.
~ Type with your thumbs and feel young again.
~ Nerd instinct causes people to think
and act like those around them.
~ Do heteronomists have self-awareness?
~ TV causes heteronomy.
~ Disintermediation is freedom.
~ Elsevier is a science pirate.
~ Ransomware becomes ransomwhere.
~ Phish me a river. Save a bundle.
~ Smoke gets in your lies.
~ Are Panama Papers better than Zig Zags?
~ Double Irish Dutch Sandwitches are fattening.
~ You can get something affordable.
~ Fiverr's got you covered.
~ Gonna chat up some algos.
~ Bots blend in where angels fear to tread.
~ You can use bikeshedding to sound more human.
~ World schadenfreude day.
~ If you don't know if something is sarcasm, then everything is.
~ How do you know a Creationist isn't being facetious?
~ The ruler evolved from the stick.
~ Redruler doesn't have a cow.
~ Just wait an hour and it'll be now again.
~ Redruler inches ahead.
~ Can you buy time?
~ Clocks don't tick for nothing.
~ It all started with everything.
~ Generalities don't exist.
~ Science vs religion is like a shoehorn vs carrots.
~ The world is full of ipso factoids.
~ Speak once. Listen twice.
~ Listen responsibly.
~ Anarchy is answerability.
~ Centralization leads to diffusion of responsibility.
~ Concatenate all the things.
~ Existence is categorical.
~ Ipsedixitism does not appeal to cats.
~ Cats are not dogmatic.
~ Cat's make good videos.
~ You can rent a room to swing a cat.
~ Good guys sleep at night.
~ Guinea pig wanted. Caveats need not apply.
~ Virtual reality ceases to exist once you find it.
~ Facebook is a doxing company.
~ Don't take the bad with the good.
~ Yes is like no, except more positive.
~ What is a virtual analogy?
~ Embrace the wisdom of naivety.
~ Make future nostalgia unhappen.
~ You have to go the right way around.
~ It's about getting there.
~ Home is somewhere else.
~ Coming back is half the fun of going.
~ Ambiguity is a place.
~ We all live in the state of affairs.
~ You can't hide facts.
~ The right side is the far side.
~ Always butter both sides.
~ Never drop your toast.
~ If it ain't toast, it ain't bread.
~ Day old is better than half baked.
~ Go ahead. Achieve the possible.
~ You can start at either end.
~ The further in you go, the further out you get.
~ Trust yourself to trust others.
~ More eyes see further.
~ Gravity is quite attractive, don't you think?
~ If you can pull it off, it will go on.
~ Life then, is unbounded iteration.
~ The beginning is just a start.
~ Which came first, the foot or the ruler?
~ One inch to rule them all.
~ Redruler likes big-endian.
~ Do privacy hipsters eat at home?
~ Fresh eggs are harder to peel.
~ Security is in the eyes of the beholder.
~ Redruler uses two factor authentication. Color and length.
~ What you get is what you see.
~ Blame the movie maker for what happens in the movie.
~ Make your own story and make it better.
~ Straw men make bad effegies.
~ Creationism is a state of emergency.
~ Believing is the end.
~ Everything is the answer.
~ Can you search the future?
~ What you know is what you find.
~ 1984 ain't over yet.
~ Everybody is starring now.
~ People you don't like know all about you.
~ Shall I compare thee to a sunny all day?
~ Measure all the things.
~ Inches. Gotta have them.
~ On the internet, nobody knows you're a foot.
~ What you hide is revealing.
~ Anonymity allows people to show their true selves.
~ Too much is enough.
~ Never attibute to bullshit that which can adequately be explained
~ With free will you can override the laws of physics.
~ Good things and bad things should never be done in moderation.
~ Nothing happens for a reason.
~ It takes two to listen.
~ Cell phones are like Facebook. Get both for the win.
~ Autocyberphilia. Think about it.
~ Think like a computer. Can you pass the Gnirut test?
~ Nothing happens in real life.
~ The only way to win is to change the rules.
~ This is going to be the year of the ruler.
~ So what was your first mistake this year?
~ The well read read red ruler.
~ The great chicken coup. Bouillon for the masses. So who's the winner?
~ Free speech requires a free mind, and free ears.
~ With free speech you're allowed to lie.
~ You can't have free speech all the time. You need to leave room
for other people to talk.
~ It's like two computers crashing at the same time. Do car nerds
use computer analogies to explain themselves?
~ Today is Boxenday. Great deals on Free Software.
~ It's Santa's birthday today! RR admires Santa's suit.
~ Free speech forums have a downside. You can't get near the place without
tripping over piles of rotting asses strewn about (like giant duckshit in
a farmyard) after they've all laughed their asses off.
~ You've no doubt heard of the infinite monkey theorem. Well, there's also an
infinite ruler theorem, but let me tell you one thing right now - it's
not going to happen.
~ The beginning of wisdom is to call something by its true name.
Red Ruler calls a foot a foot.
~ The meaning of too far depends on where you started,
or if you went in a circle or not. In which case you could
have gone too far without actually going anywhere.
~ "Twelve inches ought to be enough for anybody." - RR
~ Red Ruler likes to draw the line.
~ Got the wrong buffer? Forgot that embarassing deleted text was in
there? Missing half? Life's like that. Red Ruler likes paste fail.
We define ourselves by our mistakes. Don't get me wrong. Wait...
Do get me wrong. Something good might come out of it.
~ the end is the beginning ~