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Today:

Lots of people suffer from normality.


Monday 04/23
~ People justify their paranoia.

Sunday 04/22
~ Can you refuse the impossible?

Saturday 04/21
~ Companies have plans for you.

Friday 04/20
~ Wait for the cows to go home.

Thursday 04/19
~ Dreams are not illusion.

Wednesday 04/18
~ You might be in a wallet garden.

Tuesday 04/17
~ Propaganda feels good.

Monday 04/16
~ Watch for attention seeking anonymii.

Sunday 04/15
~ The town fool is a state actor.

Saturday 04/14
~ Fretless morse code rocks.

Friday 04/13
~ Rage is the new intellect.

Thursday 04/12
~ Ignorance is an unlimited resource.

Wednesday 04/11
~ You make a pact with faith or fact.

Tuesday 04/10
~ Job failed while stopping start.

Monday 04/09
~ Lemmings want a law against cliffs.

Sunday 04/08
~ You deserve a big round of applesauce.

Saturday 04/07
~ One way is not a street.

Friday 04/06
~ Making things worse is not a good way to make them better.

Thursday 04/05
~ There's no reason for the truth to be in the middle.

Wednesday 04/04
~ Searching the stars for alien wife.

Tuesday 04/03
~ Never put your sandwich down.

Monday 04/02
~ They make yards out of string.

Sunday 04/01
~ Truth is stranger than friction.

Saturday 03/31
~ God still has a lot of bugs.

Friday 03/30
~ How many suspicions make a case?

Thursday 03/29
~ The best questions aren't frequent.

Wednesday 03/28
~ After you know it, you miss the whole thing.

Tuesday 03/27
~ What's a plicable?

Monday 03/26
~ Following orders is not self defense.

Sunday 03/25
~ Free is not free if it doesn't make you free.

Saturday 03/24
An unbrick layer is like an air mason.

Friday 03/23
~ A kickstand is an understand.

Thursday 03/22
~ Hiding is giving up.

Wednesday 03/21
~ Which part of understand don't you understand?

Tuesday 03/20
~ An unknown is not a fact.

Monday 03/19
~ You have reached the Department Of Ruler Affairs.

Sunday 03/18
~ Anonophiles are evidence resistant.

Saturday 03/17
~ Consider circumfrenstatial evidence.

Friday 03/16
~ There's an anonymous elephant in the room.

Thursday 03/15
~ You cannot trust the paranoid.

Wednesday 03/14
~ A fool thinks he is making a choice.

Tuesday 03/13
~ What you have is invisible.

Monday 03/12
~ Happiness is defined by what we want.

Sunday 03/11
~ Illusion is not an illusion.

Saturday 03/10
~ You can't outsource accountability.

Friday 03/09
~ We're not on different sides.

Thursday 03/08
~ Some don't suffer wisdom gladly.

Wednesday 03/07
~ The problem is not the solution.

Tuesday 03/06
~ Absolutes are strawmen.

Monday 03/05
~ Don't start a Trumpster fire.

Sunday 03/04
~ The great firewall has a two term limit.

Saturday 03/03
~ The strawman is coming to get you.

Friday 03/02
~ Efficiency often isn't.

Thursday 03/01
~ Nobody goes up the garden path.

Wednesday 02/28
~ Warmer days than predicted predicted.

Tuesday 02/27
~ There's no change for a penny.

Monday 02/26
~ We're looking at several factors.

Sunday 02/25
~ There's nothing like nothing.

Saturday 02/24
~ Confusion should not be constued.

Friday 02/23
~ There must be some mistake.

Thursday 02/22
~ Double smartass surgery is risky.

Wednesday 02/21
~ Dump failed fans.

Tuesday 02/20
~ Anachronistically vestegialized sesquipedalian was here.

Monday 02/19
~ Paranoia opens doors.

Sunday 02/18
~ A caveat can make anything true.

Saturday 02/17
~ Ignorance cures doubt.

Friday 02/16
~ Insurance facilitates disaster.

Thursday 02/15
~ Don't gots no stalgic.

Wednesday 02/14
~ An anchor is a weight and sea approach.

Tuesday 02/13
~ Hands up everybody who's a spy.

Monday 02/12
~ Flour is a white powdery substance.

Sunday 02/11
~ Chemtrails are encrypted.

Saturday 02/10
~ What does it mean to protect your content?

Friday 02/09
~ We are experiencing hybrid truth.

Thursday 02/08
~ Conformity is a kind of silence.

Wednesday 02/07
~ It's legal to not be ethical.

Tuesday 02/06
~ Context is also fact.

Monday 02/05
~ Don't apply fears to perception.

Sunday 02/04
~ Anononymity is a bitch.

Saturday 02/03
~ Put a mirror on your selfie stick.

Friday 02/02
~ It's never too late.

Thursday 02/01
~ The future is just the past in reverse.

Wednesday 01/31
~ What passes the time?

Tuesday 01/30
~ Freedom of dishonesty is a human right.

Monday 01/29
~ Sheep think for themselves.

Sunday 01/28
~ On fleek, off geek.

Saturday 01/27
~ Contact billing and kiss like a bird.

Friday 01/26
~ Those who don't know math are doomed to repeat it.

Thursday 01/25
~ Everything has shape.

Wednesday 01/24
~ Success can be disorienting.

Tuesday 01/23
~ None of the facts - all of the conclusions.

Monday 01/22
~ There's a difference between banabe and wasabe.

Sunday 01/21
~ People can die of privacy.

Saturday 01/20
~ Yesterday is another day.

Friday 01/19
~ Act on behalf of others.

Thursday 01/18
~ A biometric identity is probablistic.

Wednesday 01/17
~ Have you ever said verily unto somebody?

Tuesday 01/16
~ Doomsday prophets are always wrong.

Monday 01/15
~ Say nothing for better privacy.

Suncay 01/14
~ Go troll Google.

Saturday 01/13
~ There is no medicine for metric.

Friday 01/12
~ Won't someone please think of the inches!

Thursday 01/11
~ We'll see solipsism as a service.

Wednesday 01/10
~ Hurry up to lose wait.

Tuesday 01/09
~ Loss of situational awareness is bad.

Monday 01/08
~ Dishonesty is highly valued.

Sunday 01/07
~ A genius normally isn't stupid.

Saturday 01/06
~ You can't ignore ignorance.

Friday 01/05
~ The gutter is the limit.

Thursday 01/04
~ Metric lipstick won't help.

Wednesday 01/03
~ Watch the characteristic expression of narcissistic denial.

Tuesday 01/02
~ Faith will obscure the truth.

Monday 01/01
~ Testosterone or not totesterone.


             2018
    ---------------------------
             2017


Sunday 12/31
~ This was the year of MINIX on the desktop.

Saturday 12/30
~ Pedestrian is the mother of convention.

Friday 12/29
~ Try cordless sander fried chicken.

Thursday 12/28
~ A warrant canary doesn't sing.

Wednesday 12/27
~ They served clown chowder and hot baloons.

Tuesday 12/26
~ Hark the angelfish.

Monday 12/25
Santa is an antlered reality.

Sunday 12/24
Choosers and loosers are winners and whiners.

Saturday 12/23
~ Can you hear an opinion you don't already have?

Friday 12/22
~ The tunnel is behind us.

Thursday 12/21
~ Result is different from intent.

Wednesday 12/20
~ Truth could be a lie.

Tuesday 12/19
~ Resistance is the way forward.

Monday 12/18
~ Search your inner Google.

Sunday 12/17
~ Don't wobble.

Saturday 12/16
~ Jesus doesn't take batteries.

Friday 12/15
~ Kick the butt to jump the rut.

Thursday 12/14
~ Do not choose an irreversible path when facing uncertainty.

Wednesday 12/13
~ Before skirts were invented, everyone was a man.

Tuesday 12/12
~ Moral entrepreneurs diffuse like low hanging fog.

Monday 12/11
~ Welcome to Hollywood. You can check out any time you like.

Sunday 12/10
~ A dollar looks bigger the closer you get.

Saturday 12/09
~ Go under the bridge or over the dam.

Friday 12/08
~ It's hard to tell what's obvious.

Thursday 12/07
~ Make inches great again.

Wednesday 12/06
~ Talk of others deflects from self.

Tuesday 12/05
~ Keep your powder dry.

Monday 12/04
~ Redruler don't surf.

Sunday 12/03
~ Let's have a round of green padlocks.

Saturday 12/02
~ You can change the question to match the answer.

Friday 12/01
~ An evil state will reverse the meaning of public safety.

Thursday 11/30
~ Interrational relations segfault.

Wednesday 11/29
~ The world was already round.

Tuesday 11/28
~ Ignorance is quite popular.

Monday 11/27
~ We send our tropes abroad.

Sunday 11/26
~ Insincertity comes naturally if you don't know what it is.

Saturday 11/25
~ The entitelment industry wants a bigger share.

Friday 11/24
~ Intelligence is analogue.

Thursday 11/23
~ Best not to be an adjective.

Wednesday 11/22
~ Piracy is a genre.

Tuesday 11/21
~ Censor the censor.

Monday 11/20
~ Jazz is often misgenred.

Sunday 11/19
~ Does a stadium bring tiers to your eyes?

Saturday 11/18
~ Anonymity removes the person.

Friday 11/17
~ Nothing is a fully peeled onion.

Thursday 11/16
~ Fish don't want to go in seine.

Wednesday 11/15
~ When is a trope not a trope?

Tuesday 11/14
~ Reality is not well understood.

Monday 11/13
~ You could be a most people.

Sunday 11/12
~ What you can't critisize will destroy you.

Saturday 11/11
~ Mind your keyboard blabber.

Friday 11/10
~ Gotta love rulerware.

Thursday 11/09
~ The camera does not ensure the pose.

Wednesday 11/08
~ Encryption is not a deoderant.

Tuesday 11/07
~ It's not too late to be early.

Monday 11/06
~ Insanity is easy to come by.

Sunday 11/05
~ Let's give a big round of apple sauce to the winners.

Saturday 11/04
~ Unsurance companies charge less.

Friday 11/03
~ Who is anonymous rock star.

Thursday 11/02
~ Pretend to be invisible.

Wednesday 11/01
~ You need privacy to say nothing.

Tuesday 10/31
~ There are degrees of perhapsness.

Monday 10/30
~ What is your dog's maiden name?

Sunday 10/29
~ Time will tell.

Saturday 10/28
~ Anonymity has no stars.

Friday 10/27
~ Everything is interactive.

Thursday 10/26
~ A substitute is no alternative.

Wednesday 10/25
~ The real thing does not qualify as a substitute.

Tuesday 10/24
~ Practice lying to yourself first.

Monday 10/23
~ Some ducks don't quack.

Sunday 10/22
~ Inches often enlighten.

Saturday 10/21
~ Dishonesty begins at home.

Friday 10/20
~ Everything is stupid.

Thursday 10/19
~ We have adjectives in common.

Wednesday 10/18
~ Greenwashing is unclean.

Tuesday 10/17
~ Please understand something to me.

Monday 10/16
~ Intelligence isn't always what you'd expect.

Sunday 10/15
~ Don't forget to remember.

Saturday 10/14
~ Questions arise.

Friday 10/13
~ Deny all the things.

Thursday 10/12
~ Security by denial is a thing.

Wednesday 10/11
~ A bad rabbit could be stereotypig.

Tuesday 10/10
~ Greed trumps intelligence.

Monday 10/09
~ Many musicians wiggle their legs.

Sunday 10/08
~ Small tails wag faster.

Saturday 10/07
~ You already know how to squander opportunity.

Friday 10/06
~ You can argue with no evidence.

Thursday 10/05
~ You can't buy poverty.

Wednesday 10/04
~ Ampersands may be for you.

Tuesday 10/03
~ Have you tried security bleach?

Monday 10/02
~ Redruler is your friend.

Sunday 10/01
~ You can't brick a ruler.

Saturday 09/30
~ How many centimeters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Friday 09/29
~ Sometimes a ruler is just a ruler.

Thursday 09/28
~ Who needs evidence?

Wednesday 09/27
~ Behold a broad constellation of ignorant views.

Tuesday 09/26
~ There's no point in brainwashing a sheep.

Monday 09/25
~ Encryption does not enhance content.

Sunday 09/24
~ It's not what you know.

Saturday 09/23
~ Wealth is balanced by poverty.

Friday 09/22
~ Rights holders are often wrong.

Thursday 09/21
~ Pity the poor and the effluent.

Wednesday 09/20
~ With denial of self there is no point of view.

Tuesday 09/19
~ Candid apples are truthful and straightforward.

Monday 09/18
~ Don't argue with evidence.

Sunday 09/17
~ Trust-lessworthy is now a word.

Saturday 09/16
~ Historians are been counters.

Friday 09/15
~ Others look stupid if you're stupid.

Thursday 09/14
~ Redruler inches ahead of the rest.

Wednesday 09/13
~ Learn the truth about inches.

Tuesday 09/12
~ We have freedom of measurement.

Monday 09/11
~ Avoid weasel consensus and just say I.

Sunday 09/10
~ Wordcount isn't everything.

Saturday 09/09
~ Can you recognize a clown?

Friday 09/08
~ Inches define the narrative.

Thursday 09/07
~ Words are not definitive.

Wednesday 09/06
~ Redruler_ is now known as Redruler.

Tuesday 09/05
~ To be or not to be [Y/n]

Monday 09/04
~ Text is interactive.

Sunday 09/03
~ You never know when you're stupid.

Saturday 09/02
~ It's a lottery without a ticket.

Friday 09/01
~ Welcome to the meme dream.

Thursday 08/31
~ Some things only have to work once.

Wednesday 08/30
~ Only lies are for sure.

Tuesday 08/29
~ Do records always land B side up?

Monday 08/28
~ Error error on the wall.

Sunday 08/27
~ Trajectory is everything.

Saturday 08/26
~ A click is just a click.

Friday 08/25
~ Make things right with because or despite.

Thursday 08/24
~ Start anew and skip the necro.

Wednesday 08/23
~ There is no one without zero.

Tuesday 08/22
~ Never use absolutes.

Monday 08/21
~ The past isn't what it used to be.

Sunday 08/20
~ All's a blur in the land of ish.

Saturday 08/19
~ Look for an angel in the details.

Friday 08/18
~ Don't ignore the impossible.

Thursday 08/17
~ A lapdog battery won't fit a bunny.

Wednesday 08/16
~ Propaganda is irrational.

Tuesday 08/15
~ Elastics are a great example.

Monday 08/14
~ Don't miscriminate yourself.

Sunday 08/13
~ Who's money do you follow?

Saturday 08/12
~ That's not a statement, that's a fact.

Friday 08/11
~ How did the jelly beans get in the jar?

Thursday 08/10
~ You won't go far if you can't sit still.

Wednesday 08/09
~ Driving shortens your day.

Tuesday 08/08
~ Some day they will be using artificial inches.

Monday 08/07
~ A good answer is worth a thousand questions.

Sunday 08/06
~ Not everybody needs a haircut.

Saturday 08/05
~ Stupid questions exist for a reason.

Friday 08/04
~ Assumptions are not secure.

Thursday 08/03
~ Religion and poverty are a match made in heaven.

Wednesday 08/02
~ A dirty shirt is just pants.

Tuesday 08/01
~ Never trust a screen door.

Monday 07/31
~ An I for an I, and a you for a you.

Sunday 07/30
~ Entitelment is hopeless expectation.

Saturday 07/29
~ Belief is a way of shutting down reality.

Friday 07/28
~ War makes you weak.

Thursday 07/27
~ Dual stack, watch your back.

Wednesday 07/26
~ Standards are optional, freedom is not.

Tuesday 07/25
~ Many good things have come from procrastination.

Monday 07/24
~ Dial up the snark.

Sunday 07/23
~ It's the ads that make the money.

Saturday 07/22
~ Don't take a number.

Friday 07/21
~ Too much is pretty much enough.

Thursday 07/20
~ A lot is pretty much.

Wednesday 07/19
~ Have a two for one coupon d'etat.

Tuesday 07/18
~ What logic is there to belief?

Monday 07/17
~ On the internet, everybody thinks you're a dog.

Sunday 07/16
~ If at first you don't succeed, try again.

Saturday 07/15
~ The time has come.

Friday 07/14
~ Reading this is probably not a good idea.

Thursday 07/13
~ Dyslexia is reverse psychology.

Wednesday 07/12
~ An argument can clear the head.

Tuesday 07/11
~ With WYSIWYG you actually get more than you see.

Monday 07/10
~ Forget backups, embrace the future.

Sunday 07/09
~ It takes a lot of thumbs ups to become a five star toaster.

Saturday 07/08
~ Go with the bindlewurdles.

Friday 07/07
~ Do you need a reason to believe?

Thursday 07/06
~ Things are interesting.

Wednesday 07/05
~ Profuse gratitude is cheaper than money.

Tuesday 07/04
~ Surf the net and don't get wet.

Monday 07/03
~ It's a sad day when nobody is happy.

Sunday 07/02
~ Arrogance is not pride.

Saturday 07/01
~ Masterdons like global warming.

Friday 06/30
~ Privateers are not considered pirates.

Thursday 06/29
~ Redruler is not available to come to the phone right now.

Wednesday 06/28
~ IP is so facto.

Tuesday 06/27
~ Snivelry is not dead.

Monday 06/26
~ One good word is worth a thousand pictures.

Sunday 06/25
~ It's all good when it's good.

Saturday 06/24
~ Many have answers with no questions.

Friday 06/23
~ Put the system on autobluff.

Thursday 06/22
~ C-14 is a dating service for relics.

Wednesday 06/21
~ There's a helter skelter in the closet.

Tuesday 06/20
~ GeoIP is a myth.

Monday 06/19
~ Only belief can be right and irrefutable.

Sunday 06/18
~ Half the population is below average.

Saturday 06/17
~ Sometimes there's no question.

Friday 06/16
~ It's a unicast world.

Thursday 06/15
~ Never trust a short clock.

Wednesday 06/14
~ You might miss your disappointment.

Tuesday 06/13
~ Impossible soon becomes inevitable.

Monday 06/12
~ You may enjoy the greatest deception of all.

Sunday 06/11
~ Do you have an approval rating?

Saturday 06/10
~ Luck is popular.

Friday 06/09
~ Hope is a shot in the foot.

Thursday 06/08
~ Rats like profit.

Wednesday 06/07
~ Redruler works out of the box.

Tuesday 06/06
~ A foot in the dark may miss its mark.

Monday 06/05
~ Dreams are night-years away.

Sunday 06/04
~ Click here to unsubscribe.

Saturday 06/03
~ And your laughing.

Friday 06/02
~ Metric is a cry for help.

Thursday 06/01
~ Html is cheap.

Wednesday 05/31
~ Censorship sails under false colors.

Tuesday 05/30
~ A glove on one hand and time on the other.

Monday 05/29
~ Don't wreak what you sow.

Sunday 05/28
~ Have you heard the show and tell overture?

Saturday 05/27
~ Have you heard the show and tell overture?

Friday 05/26
~ Even an oxymoron can get cold feet.

Thursday 05/25
~ Are you self-titled?

Wednesday 05/24
~ Dirty socks are a sign.

Tuesday 05/23
~ Humans wag their chins when they're happy.

Monday 05/22
~ Let's go verbing.

Sunday 05/21
~ Bing a duck when it's got to go.

Saturday 05/20
~ Always use a walrus checker.

Friday 05/19
~ Text me by the light of the silvery moon.

Thursday 05/18
~ An inch for an inch would leave everybody short.

Wednesday 05/17
~ Greeting cards; where the Dear and the envelope play.

Tuesday 05/16
~ Too long; didn't measure.

Monday 05/15
~ Everything has a middle.

Sunday 05/14
~ Welcome to the myredruler.

Saturday 05/13
~ some or none makes it easy.

Friday 05/12
~ Nothing is everything.

Thursday 05/11
~ Average is like a hole.

Wednesday 05/10
~ Red herrings want your vote.

Tuesday 05/09
~ Life is never the same.

Monday 05/08
~ There is no alternative to change.

Sunday 05/07
~ Many things are true all at once.

Saturday 05/06
~ Don't bury the bona fido.

Friday 05/05
~ Tell them to 2fa right off.

Thursday 05/04
~ Centimeters lack substance.

Wednesday 05/03
~ When will the cows come home?

Tuesday 05/02
~ Make a promise and blow out the candles.

Monday 05/01
~ Four and a half yards is meaningless.

Sunday 04/30
~ It takes three to tango.

Saturday 04/29
~ Redruler is for all intensive purposes.

Friday 04/28
~ There are more kinds of hyprocracy than people will admit.

Thursday 04/27
~ A charm works like a lot of things.

Wednesday 04/26
~ To gether, or not to gether.

Tuesday 04/25
~ One can't tango.

Monday 04/24
~ Dancing to the algorithms.

sunday 04/23
~ Redruler wears amicus briefs.

Saturday 04/22
~ You pay for freedom - no refunds.

Friday 04/21
~ From adolescent to obsolescent.

Thursday 04/20
~ Bad neighbors have a high load average.

Wednesday 04/19
~ Who's imagination do you believe?

Tuesday 04/18
~ An FAQ may never have been asked.

Monday 04/17
~ You are getting this message because reasons.

Sunday 04/16
~ History is but a blink of the eye.

Saturday 04/15
~ Beware the tiger butter syndrome.

Friday 04/14
~ Graymail is the business paradigm.

Thursday 04/13
~ Mice want no holes barred.

Wednesday 04/12
~ Consumers will do anything for a buck.

Tuesday 04/11
~ With IPv6 you can download the future.

Monday 04/10
~ Redruler is not a herring.

Sunday 04/09
~ Lorem ipsum is a boilerplate.

Saturday 04/08
~ Self-interest is very popular.

Friday 04/07
~ Experience the hidden world of the obvious.

Thursday 04/06
~ Blame the cliff, not the lemming.

Wednesday 04/05
~ A ruler is man's best friend.

Tuesday 04/04
~ Push button to happen.

Monday 04/03
~ Now is not all there.

Sunday 04/02
~ It's difficult to see the obvious.

Saturday 04/01
~ Reality is otherwise.

Friday 03/31
~ May I recommend the toupee du jour?

Thursday 03/30
~ There is a difference between business strategy and democracy.

Wednesday 03/29
~ Use regulation to escape competition.

Tuesday 03/28
~ Patents overule constitution.

Monday 03/27
~ A book may be considered consumer premesis equipment.

Sunday 03/26
~ Holywood enjoys the favor of the state.

Saturday 03/25
~ Concentrated media can narrow the conversation.

Friday 03/24
~ Dictate popular assumption.

Thursday 03/23
~ Some prefer misinformation to inaccurate statements.

Wednesday 03/22
~ People want feet.

Tuesday 03/21
~ Is that a ruler in your pocket?

Monday 03/20
~ Redruler values your privacy.

Sunday 03/19
~ No rulers were harmed in making this diary.

Saturday 03/18
~ The wrong foot is a rub of the green.

Friday 03/17
~ Redruler abhors racism and contains no peanuts.

Thursday 03/16
~ Everybody is a better half.

Wednesday 03/15
~ Phony baloney ain't fancy saussage.

Tuesday 03/14
~ Nightlight spending time is a waste.

Monday 03/13
~ We'll now spend six months on borrowed time.

Sunday 03/12
~ Ubertards are the new paradigm.

Saturday 03/11
~ Fish is food for thought.

Friday 03/10
~ You are entitled to your own alternative facts.

Thursday 03/09
~ We all have tremendous respect for the dinner rolls they serve.

Wednesday 03/08
~ Never underestimate morbid curiosity.

Tuesday 03/07
~ What is the benefit of trading yes buts?

Monday 03/06
~ Bypass the peripatetic mind.

Sunday 03/05
~ The overarching issue is metacognition.

Saturday 03/04
~ An important factor is impeccably bad taste.

Friday 03/03
~ Redruler is as Redruler does.

Thursday 03/02
~ Pity the loltard non grata.

Wednesday 03/01
~ Look for patriots in streetriots.

Tuesday 02/28
~ You can use Redruler as a monoalphabetic substitution cypher.

Monday 02/27
~ Try permatoast and smitherines.

Sunday 02/26
~ Rise to the bottom line.

Saturday 02/25
~ Nobody would ever run half the internet through a massive MITM reverse proxy.

Friday 02/24
~ Eventually people are going to realize.

Thursday 02/23
~ Terrific morons. Tremendous morons. They're huge.

Wednesday 02/22
~ Try a mix of binary vision disorder and verbal placeholders.

Tuesday 02/21
~ Deadpool is money under the bridge.

Monday 02/20
~ You can't have roots in the cloud.

Sunday 02/19
~ Some minds boggle more than others.

Saturday 02/18
~ Fake evolution is a guilty lilly.

Friday 02/17
~ There's no relief from belief.

Thursday 02/16
~ Who needs rules?

Wednesday 02/15
~ Redruler is interactive.

Tuesday 02/14
~ Turn your hat inside out and think again.

Monday 02/13
~ Law droning is a golden oldie.

Sunday 02/12
~ New gets old after a while.

Saturday 02/11
~ If feminism is about equality, then how come men don't get pregnant?

Friday 02/10
~ Gender has no sex.

Thursday 02/09
~ Intelligent design requires intelligent evidence.

Wednesday 02/08
~ There's no such thing as a free hunch.

Tuesday 02/07
~ Sign in or sign up.

Monday 02/06
~ Darknet enligtens others.

Sunday 02/05
~ Fake news is neither.

Saturday 02/04
~ Advertisers can't hear straight.

Friday 02/03
~ Google doesn't take no for a question.

Thursday 02/02
~ Chef accused of using fake recipes.

Wednesday 02/01
~ Belief changes nothing.

Tuesday 01/31
~ Tweet: I tawt I taw a coup de tat.

Monday 01/30
~ You have to ask yourself a question.

Sunday 01/29
~ You've got a blind date with metadata.

Saturday 01/28
~ If you're seeing red, you're seeing straight.

Friday 01/27
~ Redruler wants a hamburgher, and wants Mexico to pay for it.

Thursday 01/26
~ Are your interlocutorial triggers protocognating?

Wednesday 01/25
~ Dogs make do.

Tuesday 01/24
~ Please to enjoy alternative conjecture and alternative facts.

Monday 01/23
~ In Amerika, facts prove YOU.

Sunday 01/22
~ Noteworthy and penetrating ignorance is a hoot.

Saturday 01/21
~ You can hide your principles under issues.

Friday 01/20
~ Believe it or not, or not.

Thursday 01/19
~ Grep the logs and watch what happens.

Wednesday 01/18
~ Avoid stale propaganda and words that buzz.

Tuesday 01/17
~ Dirty socks are not going to fly.

Monday 01/16
~ No ruler ever jumped the shark.

Sunday 01/15
~ Does your apartment have a consensus view?

Saturday 01/14
~ Redruler is on fleek.

Friday 01/13
~ Sometimes reality is mostly true.

Thursday 01/12
~ A ruler does not laugh its ass off.

Wednesday 01/11
~ Measure yourself.

Tuesday 01/10
~ Six is the extreme middle.

Monday 01/09
~ You're reading the subtitles.

Sunday 01/08
~ Hollywood can make up your mind.

Saturday 01/07
~ With both inches and centimetres what you have is a Frankenruler.

Friday 01/06
~ The answer is it depends.

Thursday 01/05
~ Time is an illusion.

Wednesday 01/04
~ We're just waiting for the past to finish.

Tuesday 01/03
~ It's prudent to be prudent.

Monday 01/02
~ It's not about the answers. It's about the questions.

Sunday 01/01
~ To measure is to know.


             2017
    ---------------------------
             2016


Saturday 12/31
~ Problems can be problematic.

Friday 12/30
~ Redlisting is the new whitelisting.

Thursday 12/29
~ Big lie theory extolls the virtue of impudence.

Wednesday 12/28
~ This is not your daddy's ruler.

Tuesday 12/27
~ Forward-looking statements are based on various assumptions.

Monday 12/26
~ One in every six guys is above average attractiveness.

Sunday 12/25
~ Misnomer Gomer visits the derpsters.

Saturday 12/24
~ Get pre thunk brainwash wear.

Friday 12/23
~ Rule 41 is for Windows.

Thursday 12/22
~ Religion is a mitm attack.

Wednesday 12/21
~ This is a sentence and does not require any further action on your part.

Tuesday 12/20
~ Picture a group of people standing around calling each other stupid.

Monday 12/19
~ Suspects are suspect.

Sunday 12/18
~ Can you trust a euphemism?

Saturday 12/17
~ Hollywood is holding you hostage.

Friday 12/16
~ Vote for whomever you like. Ultimately the casino makes a profit.

Thursday 12/15
~ Avoid a hole-in-one on a public discourse.

Wednesday 12/14
~ The plural of anecdote is not fact.

Tuesday 12/13
~ A conclusion is not evidence.

Monday 12/12
~ You right to free speech does not include any right to an audience.

Sunday 12/11
~ Some people are very bad at thinking.

Saturday 12/10
~ Forget to remember. Come back in December.

Friday 12/09
~ Pretending to think is a viable strategy.

Thursday 12/08
~ Ads are dangerous.

Wednesday 12/07
~ Priorities differ.

Tuesday 12/06
~ Existence has no numerical probability.

Monday 12/05
~ Redruler uses evidence based omens.

Sunday 12/04
~ In Russia, rulers measure you.

Saturday 12/03
~ Do you like your ideas pre thunk?

Friday 12/02
~ Reality is unbelievable.

Thursday 12/01
~ Pretend thoughts are real.

Wednesday 11/30
~ Automation is a human factor.

Tuesday 11/29
~ Box tickers want deus ex machina.

Monday 11/28
~ Are you sufficiently propagandized?

Sunday 11/27
~ Incontinence is a strategy.

Saturday 11/26
~ Such think. Much tank.

Friday 11/25
~ Fake fake news is not fake news.

Thursday 11/24
~ Pre meditated civil obesity is on the rise.

Wednesday 11/23
~ Bonus culture hits the mulcher.

Tuesday 11/22
~ I ever promised you a garden hose.

Monday 11/21
~ Three half truths make a truth and a half.

Sunday 11/20
~ Know where you're going.

Saturday 11/19
~ Self-referential navigation gets you nowhere.

Friday 11/18
~ Direction is more important than speed.

Thursday 11/17
~ You need to be ready when the song stops.

Wednesday 11/16
~ Bad hair has ruined lives.

Tuesday 11/15
~ Does a hairdresser have a duty of candour?

Monday 11/14
~ Medical practice relies on public relations.

Sunday 11/13
~ Prepare the information space.

Saturday 11/12
~ Efforts to remove information does not lead to information going away. It leads to freedom going away.

Friday 11/11
~ Is it possible to be compelled and not know it?

Thursday 11/10
~ Everyone is entitled to my opinion.

Wednesday 11/09
~ It's fun to agree with others.

Tuesday 11/08
~ Shilling for Amerika. Fuck yeah!

Monday 11/07
~ Adaptability is a problem.

Sunday 11/06
~ Pandemic bears are everywhere.

Saturday 11/05
~ Hyper inferrential cognition makes things look big.

Friday 11/04
~ Some people enjoy baseless unscientific and counterproductive moral panic.

Thursday 11/03
~ Beware of things you can't remember yet.

Wednesday 11/02
~ Never skip a day.

Tuesday 11/01
~ Avoid grassy knolls and funeral plots.

Monday 10/31
~ Boffins don't count on their fingers.

Sunday 10/30
~ Sasquatchologists count feet.

Saturday 10/29
~ Sometimes inches seem larger than life.

Friday 10/28
~ Redruler remains at large.

Thursday 10/27
~ You don't need an election to vote.

Wednesday 10/26
~ Every vote counts, except in a democracy.

Tuesday 10/25
~ Is there an answer without a question?

Monday 10/24
~ Geese do not lay metal eggs.

Sunday 10/23
~ No empty string is anarchy.

Saturday 10/22
~ Something about something.

Friday 10/21
~ Every pizza has a silver lining.

Thursday 10/20
~ Typos and thinkos collude.

Wednesday 10/19
~ Fears make great ipsedixitisms.

Tuesday 10/18
~ Everyone is Hobson's choice.

Monday 10/17
~ If you don't put wood on the fire, the fire goes out.

Sunday 10/16
~ I have an idea for a law, he said.

Saturday 10/15
~ Internet rando is a character trait.

Friday 10/14
~ Belief can hurt you.

Thursday 10/13
~ Perhaps God is just an observer.

Wednesday 10/12
~ You know you're in trouble when the talk turns to kittens.

Tuesday 10/11
~ Dinosaurs are passé.

Monday 10/10
~ Even a fortuneteller has to wait for things to happen.

Sunday 10/09
~ Look for elevated levels of unfathomable shallowness.

Saturday 10/08
~ Trust the questions.

Friday 10/07
~ Religion is for those who lack faith.

Thursday 10/06
~ Who among us is not a gerund?

Wednesday 10/05
~ Freedom is difficult to imagine.

Tuesday 10/04
~ Many suffer from presumption.

Monday 10/03
~ Cooption is not cooperation.

Sunday 10/02
~ There's a downside to hills.

Saturday 10/01
~ Don't be a metric apologist.

Friday 09/30
~ Ever heard of a straw foot?

Thursday 09/29
~ Wax lips cost money.

Wednesday 09/28
~ The devil uses a fork.

Tuesday 09/27
~ What fools these morsels be!

Monday 09/26
~ Whatever happened to all the old worries?

Sunday 09/25
~ Love and carriage go together like horse and marriage.

Saturday 09/24
~ What do you call someone who thinks facts are opinion?

Friday 09/23
~ If it wasn't for socks we'd all be using centimeters.

Thursday 09/22
~ Pity the strawman watching horses eat.

Wednesday 09/21
~ Help, I'm drowning in a right wing think tank.

Tuesday 09/20
~ How do you tell if something is real?

Monday 09/19
~ Copyright enforcement is a Trojan horse.

Sunday 09/18
~ Is your mind made up, or is it real?

Saturday 09/17
~ You gots to have da proper ganda yo.

Friday 09/16
~ Kick some tires and make up your mind.

Thursday 09/15
~ You can't connect things apart.

Wednesday 09/14
~ Proprietary operating systems are like cheap public housing.

Tuesday 09/13
~ Closed source has nothing to hide.

Monday 09/12
~ Immediate gains can numb your brains.

Sunday 09/11
~ Without the future we'd be stuck now.

Saturday 09/10
~ What we have is the result of what we have done.

Friday 09/09
~ Watch for netters inadvertently wandering into the real world.

Thursday 09/08
~ Single ruler looking to meet red swingline.

Wednesday 09/07
~ They is a mirror.

Tuesday 09/06
~ Watch out for butthurt trolls and deep cycle opinionists.

Monday 09/05
~ If there is no function associated with a word, nothing happens.

Sunday 09/04
~ There is no freedom in being non-cooperative.

Saturday 09/03
~ Guess what you find at the bottom of a barrel of monkeys?

Friday 09/02
~ Ideological certification may not be required.

Thursday 09/01
~ Sublimation goes both ways.

Wednesday 08/31
~ What if the past didn't really happen?

Tuesday 08/30
~ Is action the result of intent?

Monday 08/29
~ What causes behaviour?

Sunday 08/28
~ Do spare change.

Saturday 08/27
~ If one thing changes then everything changes.

Friday 08/26
~ Don't confuse lumping concepts with concepts of lumping.

Thursday 08/25
~ Many suffer from integrity deficit disorder.

Wednesday 08/24
~ Beware of metric terpitude.

Tuesday 08/23
~ Half of nothing is twice as much.

Monday 08/22
~ By the time we get to the future it will already have happened.

Sunday 08/21
~ Use pluck.

Saturday 08/20
~ Drive a shot into the rough.

Friday 08/19
~ Being responsible doesn't preclude stupidity.

Thursday 08/18
~ You always have a choice.

Wednesday 08/17
~ Be the ruler you wish to see.

Tuesday 08/16
~ Good questions are hard to come by.

Monday 08/15
~ Aluminum is fool's tin.

Sunday 08/14
~ Nothing is always an option.

Saturday 08/13
~ The pencil is mightier than the pen.

Friday 08/12
~ Lose neither hilt nor head.

Thursday 08/11
~ You can't eat a spoon.

Wednesday 08/10
~ Keep up the great work.

Tuesday 08/09
~ Crime is indifference.

Monday 08/08
~ Draft for the win.

Sunday 08/07
~ To appreciate a metaphor you need to be one.

Saturday 08/06
~ Plausible deniability is real.

Friday 08/05
~ To thine own size be true.

Thursday 08/04
~ If it ain't short, don't stretch it.

Wednesday 08/03
~ If you know the answer, do you know the question?

Tuesday 08/02
~ Redruler thinks linearly.

Monday 08/01
~ Scientists don't believe in science.

Sunday 07/31
~ Out of step with the times is a hallmark of politics.

Saturday 07/30
~ If you have nothing to hide, you have nothing.

Friday 07/29
~ Mice breed faster than cats. That's how they both survive.

Thursday 07/28
~ Nothing isn't unsubstantiated and unfouded.

Wednesday 07/27
~ Do a pier review before walking it.

Tuesday 07/26
~ Learning is really troublesome.

Monday 07/25
~ Keep up with the cloneses.

Sunday 07/24
~ Redruler can't come to the phone right now.

Saturday 07/23
~ Redruler is holding out for Windows 12.

Friday 07/22
~ Fish don't have a leg to stand on.

Thursday 07/21
~ Time is cheap.

Wednesday 07/20
~ Allegation is evidence to many.

Tuesday 07/19
~ Quantity isn't universal.

Monday 07/18
~ Is a baker's decade eleven?

Sunday 07/17
~ Imagine a clock that only goes to ten.

Saturday 07/16
~ Clocks know.

Friday 07/15
~ Twelve is the largest number with a single-morpheme name in English.

Thursday 07/14
~ If you see metric, you're not holding it right.

Wednesday 07/13
~ Everytime somebody uses centimeters a kitten dies.

Tuesday 07/12
~ How sad would be a ten inch ruler.

Monday 07/11
~ Indifference is not the same.

Sunday 07/10
~ Great opportunity lies ahead.

Saturday 07/09
~ Lies tell as much as truths.

Friday 07/08
~ You've got mail.

Thursday 07/07
~ Free speech without self-censorship is Tourettes.

Wednesday 07/06
~ Everything is taboo to somebody.

Tuesday 07/05
~ Browser fingerpointing is fun.

Monday 07/04
~ What is the meaning of meaning?

Sunday 07/03
~ Some days are zero days.

Saturday 07/02
~ Communication is culturally encrypted.

Friday 07/01
~ Watch out for subversive embroidery.

Thursday 06/30
~ Is there a word for thinking?

Wednesday 06/29
~ Don't replace thoughts with words.

Tuesday 06/28
~TL;DR 12 inches.

Monday 06/27
~ Today was tomorrow yesterday.

Sunday 06/26
~ Innovation is the currency of propaganda.

Saturday 06/25
~ Percentages are very popular.

Friday 06/24
~ Batteries rule the world.

Thursday 06/23
~ You can make a lot of money as an elephant in a room.

Wednesday 06/22
~ Now is the summer of our content.

Tuesday 06/21
~ A spoon wouldn't go astray.

Monday 06/20
~ Is freedom of speech cathartic or communicative?

Sunday 06/19
~ Thinking isn't practical for everyone.

Saturday 06/18
~ Redruler's better half is from 6 to 12.

Friday 06/17
~ Don't replace one question with another.

Thursday 06/16
~ Assumption is the secret language of the blind.

Wednesday 06/15
~ Narcs are related to daffodils.

Tuesday 06/14
~ Redruler had inches before it was cool.

Monday 06/13
~ Never stop counting.

Sunday 06/12
~ Computers are like cafeteria sandwitches.

Saturday 06/11
~ No witness enjoys a presumption of truthfulness.

Friday 06/10
~ You are guilty when watched.

Thursday 06/09
~ In a silo, you're not safe from the farmer.

Wednesday 06/08
~ Humans are trained to believe popularity is good.

Tuesday 06/07
~ There is no justification for a rubber ruler.

Monday 06/06
~ Righteousness is an odd measure of truth.

Sunday 06/05
~ Interaction is communication of information.

Saturday 06/04
~ Why is a metaphysical question.

Friday 06/03
~ Are you safe in a silo?

Thursday 06/02
~ Surveilance denies a presumption of innocence.

Wednesday 06/01
~ Some people don't know what it means to win.

Tuesday 05/31
~ Thank goodness for confirmation dialogs. Y/n

Monday 05/30
~ Insanity is also a frame of mind.

Sunday 05/29
~ Freedom isn't for everyone.

Saturday 05/28
~ Facebook keeps idiots off the internet.

Friday 05/27
~ Hop thee to a bunnery.

Thursday 05/26
~ Too many bad hops in a row.

Wednesday 05/25
~ Nothing helps, especially if there isn't too much of it.

Tuesday 05/24
~ Everybody wants a pill.

Monday 05/23
~ Shiny things can make you blind.

Sunday 05/22
~ If you've made your mind up, evidence won't change anything.

Saturday 05/21
~ Let insurance cover the losses.

Friday 05/20
~ Some people know the price of everything, but the length of nothing.

Thursday 05/19
~ What does not measure up, makes you longer.

Wednesday 05/18
~ I definitely wish I'd gotten dessert.

Tuesday 05/17
~ We can share the distance.

Monday 05/16
~ Inches are the venire to come.

Sunday 05/15
~ Redruler goes full cyber.

Saturday 05/14
~ A ruler is worth a thousand words.

Friday 05/13
~ Nobody uses obsoleuerunt any more.

Thursday 05/12
~ You can start with the right answer.

Wednesday 05/11
~ Self configuration is healing.

Tuesday 05/10
~ Don't accidentally alienate yourself.

Monday 05/09
~ Thinking can make anything worse.

Sunday 05/08
~ Reality is limitless, and there's more where that came from.

Saturday 05/07
~ Entertain absurdity or it will bite you in the ass.

Friday 05/06
~ There's a lot of closet Satoshis.

Thursday 05/05
~ Is it wrong to agree with yourself?

Wednesday 05/04
~ The passphrase is not the passphrase.

Tuesday 05/03
~ Redruler is also Satoshi.

Monday 05/02
~ Cloud inversion saves canaries.

Sunday 05/01
~ Bring the clouds back home.

Saturday 04/30
~ You can spy in the sky when you die.

Friday 04/29
~ The adjacency matrix makes the man.

Thursday 04/28
~ A filter is not a mirror.

Wednesday 04/27
~ There's no honor among sieves.

Tuesday 04/26
~ If stealing was illegal, only criminals would steal.

Monday 04/25
~ Let's just say it sounds good.

Sunday 04/24
~ Now we're talking about selectors.

Saturday 04/23
~ We are all Redruler.

Friday 04/22
~ Propaganda don't surf.

Thursday 04/21
~ If you have nothing to hide, you're on the other side.

Wednesday 04/20
~ We like the benefits more than we like the risks.

Tuesday 04/19
~ Innovate me some vague.

Monday 04/18
~ Chimpanzees have four opposable thumbs but no phone.

Sunday 04/17
~ Type with your thumbs and feel young again.

Saturday 04/16
~ Nerd instinct causes people to think and act like those around them.

Friday 04/15
~ Do heteronomists have self-awareness?

Thursday 04/14
~ TV causes heteronomy.

Wednesday 04/13
~ Disintermediation is freedom.

Tuesday 04/12
~ Elsevier is a science pirate.

Monday 04/11
~ Ransomware becomes ransomwhere.

Sunday 04/10
~ Phish me a river. Save a bundle.

Saturday 04/09
~ Smoke gets in your lies.

Friday 04/08
~ Are Panama Papers better than Zig Zags?

Thursday 04/07
~ Double Irish Dutch Sandwitches are fattening.

Wednesday 04/06
~ You can get something affordable.

Tuesday 04/05
~ Fiverr's got you covered.

Monday 04/04
~ Gonna chat up some algos.

Sunday 04/03
~ Bots blend in where angels fear to tread.

Saturday 04/02
~ You can use bikeshedding to sound more human.

Friday 03/32
~ World schadenfreude day.

Thursday 03/31
~ If you don't know if something is sarcasm, then everything is.

Wednesday 03/30
~ How do you know a Creationist isn't being facetious?

Tuesday 03/29
~ The ruler evolved from the stick.

Monday 03/28
~ Redruler doesn't have a cow.

Sunday 03/27
~ Just wait an hour and it'll be now again.

Saturday 03/26
~ Redruler inches ahead.

Friday 03/25
~ Can you buy time?

Thursday 03/24
~ Clocks don't tick for nothing.

Wednesday 03/23
~ It all started with everything.

Tuesday 03/22
~ Generalities don't exist.

Monday 03/21
~ Science vs religion is like a shoehorn vs carrots.

Sunday 03/20
~ The world is full of ipso factoids.

Saturday 03/19
~ Speak once. Listen twice.

Friday 03/18
~ Listen responsibly.

Thursday 03/17
~ Anarchy is answerability.

Wednesday 03/16
~ Centralization leads to diffusion of responsibility.

Tuesday 03/15
~ Concatenate all the things.

Monday 03/14
~ Existence is categorical.

Sunday 03/13
~ Ipsedixitism does not appeal to cats.

Saturday 03/12
~ Cats are not dogmatic.

Friday 03/11
~ Cat's make good videos.

Thursday 03/10
~ You can rent a room to swing a cat.

Wednesday 03/09
~ Good guys sleep at night.

Tuesday 03/08
~ Guinea pig wanted. Caveats need not apply.

Monday 03/07
~ Virtual reality ceases to exist once you find it.

Sunday 03/06
~ Facebook is a doxing company.

Saturday 03/05
~ Don't take the bad with the good.

Friday 03/04
~ Yes is like no, except more positive.

Thursday 03/03
~ What is a virtual analogy?

Wednesday 03/02
~ Embrace the wisdom of naivety.

Tuesday 03/01
~ Make future nostalgia unhappen.

Monday 02/29
~ You have to go the right way around.

Sunday 02/28
~ It's about getting there.

Saturday 02/27
~ Home is somewhere else.

Friday 02/26
~ Coming back is half the fun of going.

Thursday 02/25
~ Ambiguity is a place.

Wednesday 02/24
~ We all live in the state of affairs.

Tuesday 02/23
~ You can't hide facts.

Monday 02/22
~ The right side is the far side.

Sunday 02/21
~ Always butter both sides.

Saturday 02/20
~ Never drop your toast.

Friday 02/19
~ If it ain't toast, it ain't bread.

Thursday 02/18
~ Day old is better than half baked.

Wednesday 02/17
~ Go ahead. Achieve the possible.

Tuesday 02/16
~ You can start at either end.

Monday 02/15
~ The further in you go, the further out you get.

Sunday 02/14
~ Trust yourself to trust others.

Saturday 02/13
~ More eyes see further.

Friday 02/12
~ Gravity is quite attractive, don't you think?

Thursday 02/11
~ If you can pull it off, it will go on.

Wednesday 02/10
~ Life then, is unbounded iteration.

Tuesday 02/09
~ The beginning is just a start.

Monday 02/08
~ Which came first, the foot or the ruler?

Sunday 02/07
~ One inch to rule them all.

Saturday 02/06
~ Redruler likes big-endian.

Friday 02/05
~ Do privacy hipsters eat at home?

Thursday 02/04
~ Fresh eggs are harder to peel.

Wednesday 02/03
~ Security is in the eyes of the beholder.

Tuesday 02/02
~ Redruler uses two factor authentication. Color and length.

Monday 02/01
~ What you get is what you see.

Sunday 01/31
~ Blame the movie maker for what happens in the movie.

Saturday 01/30
~ Make your own story and make it better.

Friday 01/29
~ Straw men make bad effegies.

Thursday 01/28
~ Creationism is a state of emergency.

Wednesday 01/27
~ Believing is the end.

Tuesday 01/26
~ Everything is the answer.

Monday 01/25
~ Can you search the future?

Sunday 01/24
~ What you know is what you find.

Saturday 01/23
~ 1984 ain't over yet.

Friday 01/22
~ Everybody is starring now.

Thursday 01/21
~ People you don't like know all about you.

Wednesday 01/20
~ Shall I compare thee to a sunny all day?

Tuesday 01/19
~ Measure all the things.

Monday 01/18
~ Inches. Gotta have them.

Sunday 01/17
~ On the internet, nobody knows you're a foot.

Saturday 01/16
~ What you hide is revealing.

Friday 01/15
~ Anonymity allows people to show their true selves.

Thursday 01/14
~ Too much is enough.

Wednesday 01/13
~ Never attibute to bullshit that which can adequately be explained by incontinence.

Tuesday 01/12
~ With free will you can override the laws of physics.

Monday 01/11
~ Good things and bad things should never be done in moderation.

Sunday 01/10
~ Nothing happens for a reason.

Saturday 01/09
~ It takes two to listen.

Friday 01/08
~ Cell phones are like Facebook. Get both for the win.

Thursday 01/07
~ Autocyberphilia. Think about it.

Wednesday 01/06
~ Think like a computer. Can you pass the Gnirut test?

Tuesday 01/05
~ Nothing happens in real life.

Monday 01/04
~ The only way to win is to change the rules.

Sunday 01/03
~ This is going to be the year of the ruler.

Saturday 01/02
~ So what was your first mistake this year?

Friday 01/01
~ The well read read red ruler.


             2016
    ---------------------------
             2015


Thursday 12/31
~ The great chicken coup. Bouillon for the masses. So who's the winner?

Wednesday 12/30
~ Free speech requires a free mind, and free ears.

Tuesday 12/29
~ With free speech you're allowed to lie.

Monday 12/28
~ You can't have free speech all the time. You need to leave room for other people to talk.

Sunday 12/27
~ It's like two computers crashing at the same time. Do car nerds use computer analogies to explain themselves?

Saturday 12/26
~ Today is Boxenday. Great deals on Free Software.

Friday 12/25
~ It's Santa's birthday today! RR admires Santa's suit.

Thursday 12/24
~ Free speech forums have a downside. You can't get near the place without tripping over piles of rotting asses strewn about (like giant duckshit in a farmyard) after they've all laughed their asses off.

Wednesday 12/23
~ You've no doubt heard of the infinite monkey theorem. Well, there's also an infinite ruler theorem, but let me tell you one thing right now - it's not going to happen.

Tuesday 12/22
~ The beginning of wisdom is to call something by its true name. Red Ruler calls a foot a foot.

Monday 12/21
~ The meaning of too far depends on where you started, or if you went in a circle or not. In which case you could have gone too far without actually going anywhere.

Sunday 12/20
~ "Twelve inches ought to be enough for anybody." - RR

Saturday 12/19
~ Red Ruler likes to draw the line.

Friday 12/18
~ Got the wrong buffer? Forgot that embarassing deleted text was in there? Missing half? Life's like that. Red Ruler likes paste fail. We define ourselves by our mistakes. Don't get me wrong. Wait... Do get me wrong. Something good might come out of it.

~ the end is the beginning ~

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